Okay, so you’ve opened the presents, but
you still have to survive the rest of Christmas Day.
Because, make no mistake, it’s a dangerous
time of year. According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of
Accidents (RoSPA) more than 80,000 UK citizens end up in A&E over
the festive period – some 6,000 on Christmas Day alone.
It’s not just kitchen burns or cutting your finger while peeling the potatoes – or children falling off new bikes. A few specific Christmas horrors are that some 1,000 people are injured every year putting up Christmas decorations, over 300 are injured by Christmas tree lights – and several dozen UK citizens have died over the past 15 years by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
It’s not just kitchen burns or cutting your finger while peeling the potatoes – or children falling off new bikes. A few specific Christmas horrors are that some 1,000 people are injured every year putting up Christmas decorations, over 300 are injured by Christmas tree lights – and several dozen UK citizens have died over the past 15 years by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
British hospitals report about four broken
arms each year after cracker pulling accidents and some five Britons are
injured every Christmas in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
More predictably, about eight Britons crack
their skulls whilst throwing up into the loo and end up in hospital.
Many Christmas Day accidents happen because
of stairs – usually because they’ve been piled with Christmas clutter.
The other favorite Christmas hot-spot, most obviously, is the kitchen.
While in there, don’t feel tempted to put
the Christmas pudding in the microwave. The combination of fruit, sugar
and water can react violently, as a 49-year-old woman found to her cost when
her pudding blew up, necessitating hospital treatment (to her, not the
Christmas pudding).
“People must realize that they are dealing
with a potential explosive when they put puddings in the microwave,” a RoSPA
spokesman helpfully observed, after the event.
If you go out, don’t walk near birdbaths
(311 injuries) or wear wellington boots (5,600). Don’t even think about
putting on trousers (5,900), don’t be rude to the bread-bin (91) and be very
wary of that tin of talcum powder (73).
If you can’t eat, relax in the living room,
or wear clothes, don’t make the elementary mistake of thinking that the
bathroom is a safe place. There are over 700 sponge and loofah accidents
per year – and toilet roll holders, strangely, account for another 300 hospital
visits.
All in all, it’s a dangerous time of
year. However, from all of us at David
Gray PR, do have a happy (and safe!) Christmas.
Charlie Laidlaw is a director of David Gray PR and a partner in Laidlaw Westmacott. We are specialists in national and
international PR strategy and delivery.
You can contact us at +44 (0) 1620 844736 or
Charlie@davidgraypr.com
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